A cheap alternative
to lubricant
especially pork
scratching flavour

An ideal way of
insulating the body when
swimming the channel

A handy
alternative
to soap

For an untraceable
weapon during a murder
or extreme bashing, use a
block of frozen lard.
Afterwards, it can be
defrosted and consumed.

LARD is pig fat

One of the main
ingredients of
traditional British
cooking e.g fish
and chips, mince
pies and Christmas
pudding

A Larder was
traditionally
the name of the
room for
storing meat
and LARD

A rich
moisturising
hair conditioner

Used in the
production of
Petroleum

LARD festivals
are celebrated
in Italy and the
Ukraine